Have Anyone Traveled With A Medium Sized Dog

benessum!

I received this email today ... and have also toured in Italy! paro paro I copy it so you, Bologna and sisters and friends, you can have your say. here it is.

BOLOGNESE IF YOU ARE: *
when you have a friend with other friends who do not know you do not show

* six routine, go in the usual places for years and then say that in Bologna there is never a dick to do

* if you call via Riva di Reno via Rivareno Independence Street and Independence via

made off the * can not stand the bologna and then when you empty you complain that the premises are empty

* on Sunday if you go to Marina di Ravenna and the submarine dune

* you move always in the car

* ce 'you have made off with Tunni Punkabbestia and you ruin your beautiful old town

* you believe that your vocabulary is universal and pretend that people will understand (why talk only with Bolognese)

* know what it means to "throw" or "RUSCH"

* are proud to belong to the "Mazzini" or "san vital" or "Zaragoza" etc.

* whenever passes under the Neptune with someone who has never been to bologna take him to the position in which Neptune is in erection

* scudettino the attacks on the plate of bologna

* you always with some friend of you bazzo save

* if you ask the cashier at the supermarket: "It gives me a Sportina"

* if the supermarket to the question "more?" answer "more through"

* crescentine but if you eat you can not explain what they are

ALLOOORA ...... only two things, to be convinced Bologna:

the first is true in my case but just because I'm a bit 'off, do not every nn. the real names of streets (Riva di Reno ???????????) roads, Tunn and Punkabbestia, neighborhoods (Bolognini ruleeeees !!!), and the Sportina crescentine (VERO!! I tried yesterday, coincidence ... and ... have no words to explain! are simply them! THE CRESCENTIIINE !!!!)... but more importantly, for me, is the true story of the lexicon .. ... with colleagues from Puglia and Tuscany we do not understand at all when we talk about a rush! I do take for granted such terms as "tamugno", "impalugare", "stumble", "must", "burazzo", "knock", "stock exchange", "lavuri" ...... but we know that / we only use ! however, comfortable shooting the Bolognese and laugh at our ways ... we are small and helpless .... but while we're in this beautiful city to eat and live crescentine Bazzano (but when ????), always the same, obviously very popular, and places, always in the car. the submarine and around the hills and it's nice if it rains in the arcades. call us idiots.

"Cum in Stet Bulagna?

Benessum !"^_^!